The Zindagi Tamasha starlet took to social media announcing her wedding, in a rather humorous and unconventional post. supermodel Eman Suleman wrote, “So yes, Jamil and I are getting married. Looking forward to our time together. Until death or divorce do us part.”
The model uploaded an adorable picture of herself with her ‘not-so-platonic-friend’, with a caption starting off with, “Two ganjus (Two bald individuals). I wanted to wait till after my shaadi (wedding) to make the announcement of our shaadi (wedding) but since the news isn’t already out there and I‘m coveting some public attention, because that’s just the kind of person I am.” Eman unapologetically addressed her true self.
“I want you to know that I am marrying my non platonic friend of 3 months (complete girlfriend boyfriend nonsense). Allah reham karay hum dono per (May God have mercy on us). Some people get married for themselves, because either they fall in love or because they’re lonely or maybe because of family pressure or to procreate, I’m getting married because I just want to make haraam (prohibited), halaal (permitted) to please my rabb (God) and my parents.” She indirectly hinted at someone who may have altered her otherwise ‘maligned’ intentions – and no, it’s not who you think it is.
“It’s the truth; our parents were like, tameez se shaadi karo tum dono, this isn’t amreeka (simply get married you guys, this is not America).” She added
This was followed by some immense rambling, to more clarifications about how she is only getting married because she needs to, otherwise, she would not have. “nejakwkamlqhduwjajsnqjjAbcdefghijklmnopqrstuvwxyz (Immense rambling) and since moving in together isn’t an option in the Islamic republic of Pakistan,” yes, blame it on the country, “I got to do what I got to do, shaadi (marriage). God I really thought my wedding announcement would be better than a plagiarised essay. I really tried to refrain myself but I couldn’t. I never can.”
